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“You don’t know you’re beatifuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul ooooooooh”
EVERY TIME HE DOES THIS MY OVARIES EXPLODE OMFG
I really want two things right now:
1. To get my hands on Imogen Heap’s upcoming album.
2. To see her live.
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
omegle is exciting
the dolphin was actually kelli
the dolphin was a distaction
crYING
I sure wish I could look through the Cher tag without seeing Cher Lloyd.
>_>
- me: opens tumblr
- me: sees pictures of lady gaga
- me: makes weird noises
- me: rolls off bed
- me: rolls out window
- me: rolls into street
- me: rolls off the earth
- me: floats into space
- me: incinerates in the sun
- me: reblogs post
- Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
- Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
